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Jonathan Coulton
Jul. 1st, 2009 10:34 amBest tweet ever:
Jonathan Coulton: My daughter says now that the king of pop is dead, I am the bestest singer ever. Mission accomplished.
Jonathan Coulton: My daughter says now that the king of pop is dead, I am the bestest singer ever. Mission accomplished.
Funeral for Internet Explorer 6
Made even better due to Miss Teen South Carolina but I don't want to say exactly how because it is funny :)
Made even better due to Miss Teen South Carolina but I don't want to say exactly how because it is funny :)
I broke a chair today.
Apr. 11th, 2007 08:05 pmYes. Today I sat in a chair and for the first time in my life... it broke! It wasn't a sissy break either. It split right down the middle in the seat (from front to back) and the middle bar between the legs broke.
I wasn't hurt at all and in fact afterward began to laugh hysterically. I was so shocked! And the glass of milk I was holding when I sat down was barely disturbed (I spilled maybe 3 drops, but most of the milk was somehow still inside the glass - no idea how I didn't drop it).
Yes, little 130 pound me broke a chair :( rofl... I didn't even get to really put all my weight on the chair - I think my butt had contact with the chair for a tenth of a second before the whole thing just crashed down. It was really funny though... we were at Jared's for dinner and... it just happened!
Anyway I'm going to go do some important work now. I'm glad I wasn't hurt... and it was funny. At first Jared thought it was the chair that he asked his dad to fix that had broken, but in fact it was that chair's twin which was not broken at all before I sat in it. Apparently those chairs suck! The break was SO smooth and clean too... it didn't look like a random break at all. Maybe I was set up! (gasp)
I started a Sims challenge today that Veela mentioned (well I didn't really start it but I made my "family"). Looks much shorter than the Legacy challenge but still difficult. Mini Challenge: Asylum
Every character I made for it was a woman (all-female asylum!) and I already gave them all weird issues and stuff. It was really fun making them all :D My main girl is a pleasure aspiration which is probably my least favorite one (I have a really hard time keeping them happy with dates and stuff, and she isn't allowed to go Downtown in this challenge), but hopefully she'll have a fun lifetime want.
I wasn't hurt at all and in fact afterward began to laugh hysterically. I was so shocked! And the glass of milk I was holding when I sat down was barely disturbed (I spilled maybe 3 drops, but most of the milk was somehow still inside the glass - no idea how I didn't drop it).
Yes, little 130 pound me broke a chair :( rofl... I didn't even get to really put all my weight on the chair - I think my butt had contact with the chair for a tenth of a second before the whole thing just crashed down. It was really funny though... we were at Jared's for dinner and... it just happened!
Anyway I'm going to go do some important work now. I'm glad I wasn't hurt... and it was funny. At first Jared thought it was the chair that he asked his dad to fix that had broken, but in fact it was that chair's twin which was not broken at all before I sat in it. Apparently those chairs suck! The break was SO smooth and clean too... it didn't look like a random break at all. Maybe I was set up! (gasp)
I started a Sims challenge today that Veela mentioned (well I didn't really start it but I made my "family"). Looks much shorter than the Legacy challenge but still difficult. Mini Challenge: Asylum
Every character I made for it was a woman (all-female asylum!) and I already gave them all weird issues and stuff. It was really fun making them all :D My main girl is a pleasure aspiration which is probably my least favorite one (I have a really hard time keeping them happy with dates and stuff, and she isn't allowed to go Downtown in this challenge), but hopefully she'll have a fun lifetime want.
Chris' 3:00 AM outburst!
Nov. 16th, 2005 01:44 pmFunny story that I want to write about so I don't forget :)
I don't know exactly how long ago this was. Probably a month or so. Chris went to bed around midnight and I was playing WoW. Around 3am Chris starts talking as if he was continuing some sort of conversation we had been having. He had been sleeping for THREE HOURS.
Chris: So what did you want to do about the stuff?
Me: Huh? What stuff?
Chris: The stuff, Caitlin.
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about... what STUFF?
Chris: THE STUFF! GOD!
Me: WHAT "STUFF" CHRIS?!
Chris: The stuff Caitlin! How do you not know about the stuff, we were JUST talking about it!
Me: No... no we weren't!
Chris: God, *insert a lot of expletives*, I don't even fucking care anymore.
Then he went back to bed.
The next morning when he woke up I was like "So Chris... remember flipping out at me for no reason last night?" He said all he remembered was that he was REALLY mad at me but he couldn't remember why. Then I said that he had been sleeping for 3 hours when he suddenly started to talk to me... he said he had NO IDEA that he had even fallen asleep. He probably woke up from a dream he was having and then tried to continue the conversation with the real me XD The reason I think it might have been a dream is that he refused to describe to me what the stuff is, so in all likelihood he had no idea what the stuff was either! He also thought it was pretty funny :P
I don't know exactly how long ago this was. Probably a month or so. Chris went to bed around midnight and I was playing WoW. Around 3am Chris starts talking as if he was continuing some sort of conversation we had been having. He had been sleeping for THREE HOURS.
Chris: So what did you want to do about the stuff?
Me: Huh? What stuff?
Chris: The stuff, Caitlin.
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about... what STUFF?
Chris: THE STUFF! GOD!
Me: WHAT "STUFF" CHRIS?!
Chris: The stuff Caitlin! How do you not know about the stuff, we were JUST talking about it!
Me: No... no we weren't!
Chris: God, *insert a lot of expletives*, I don't even fucking care anymore.
Then he went back to bed.
The next morning when he woke up I was like "So Chris... remember flipping out at me for no reason last night?" He said all he remembered was that he was REALLY mad at me but he couldn't remember why. Then I said that he had been sleeping for 3 hours when he suddenly started to talk to me... he said he had NO IDEA that he had even fallen asleep. He probably woke up from a dream he was having and then tried to continue the conversation with the real me XD The reason I think it might have been a dream is that he refused to describe to me what the stuff is, so in all likelihood he had no idea what the stuff was either! He also thought it was pretty funny :P
bizzare fortune cookie, anyone? :O
May. 13th, 2004 06:25 pmI got the most amazing fortune EVER today in my fortune cookie:
"If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie."
Video game club time!
"If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie."
Video game club time!
Happy birthday to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bludstone!
Good day so far I guess. I was late for work this morning because I was so busy completing my storyboard project that I didn't realize it was 8:40 :D; Chris did the same thing... and we were both starving, so we ate breakfast first (really quickly though). We weren't that late though, so it was okay :D
Yay for Erin getting accepted at Western!!!
My animation project is due on April 7th, we just got the assignment today. I can't start it yet because I don't know what I'm going to animate, BUT, scary. I'm nervous about it, I don't know anything about Flash :O But I can read the Flash book that I had to buy for Art class (hahaha) and also on Thursday, a woman who does things professionally with Flash (she is in the Comp Sci department, the teacher of the 3D animation class as well) is coming in and going to teach us how to do stuff that we ask. Of course also we can go to the animation lab and get things answered for us.
So, really nervous about that... but I can do it, I hope.
( The evil trials of installing Flash )
Paper for Dean's Book class is due tomorrow so I need to work on that later, then going to work more on the design for my art site (I'm satisfied with the art pages, but not the main page). They teach us how to do a bunch of things in Dreamweaver but I HATE Dreamweaver... I firmly think that if you want to be a web designer, I don't care if companies like you knowing how to use programs such as Dreamweaver... if you don't know the original HTML way of doing things, you can get stuck. (Plus I think anyone who uses Dreamweaver and doesn't know HTML and actually thinks they're a web designer needs to go back to school.)
Anyway, off I go to do more work! Fun! :(
Edit: Founds in a friend's AIM profile
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
-- http://www.bash.org
bludstone!Good day so far I guess. I was late for work this morning because I was so busy completing my storyboard project that I didn't realize it was 8:40 :D; Chris did the same thing... and we were both starving, so we ate breakfast first (really quickly though). We weren't that late though, so it was okay :D
Yay for Erin getting accepted at Western!!!
My animation project is due on April 7th, we just got the assignment today. I can't start it yet because I don't know what I'm going to animate, BUT, scary. I'm nervous about it, I don't know anything about Flash :O But I can read the Flash book that I had to buy for Art class (hahaha) and also on Thursday, a woman who does things professionally with Flash (she is in the Comp Sci department, the teacher of the 3D animation class as well) is coming in and going to teach us how to do stuff that we ask. Of course also we can go to the animation lab and get things answered for us.
So, really nervous about that... but I can do it, I hope.
( The evil trials of installing Flash )
Paper for Dean's Book class is due tomorrow so I need to work on that later, then going to work more on the design for my art site (I'm satisfied with the art pages, but not the main page). They teach us how to do a bunch of things in Dreamweaver but I HATE Dreamweaver... I firmly think that if you want to be a web designer, I don't care if companies like you knowing how to use programs such as Dreamweaver... if you don't know the original HTML way of doing things, you can get stuck. (Plus I think anyone who uses Dreamweaver and doesn't know HTML and actually thinks they're a web designer needs to go back to school.)
Anyway, off I go to do more work! Fun! :(
Edit: Founds in a friend's AIM profile
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
-- http://www.bash.org
engrish is amazing
Jan. 9th, 2004 12:19 amSort of in a bad mood... but these make me smile regardless:
Rabbit?
Eric... Clapton?
Yay for crazy Japanese people.
Tired and stressed out... oh well. Bed time I guess.
Rabbit?
Eric... Clapton?
Yay for crazy Japanese people.
Tired and stressed out... oh well. Bed time I guess.
